Katezen Sandooka

so i havent written on here for ages...so next friday the 5th of september, my little man jackson is turning 4!

4 years ago i was wishing to be rid of this child out of my belly, now i couldnt imagine my life without him.

what an awesome life i have.

god i love him.

happy birthday my little man, my only child, what a blessing you are.

my angle forever and ever and ever

that is all that matters


much love xox

So whats happened in my world since the last time i typed in here?

Kristian and I brought a house and are now all settled in. Its a bizarre thing owning your own home. Ive lived out of the roof of the parentals place for 4 years, but never felt like i was at 'home'. Although we have lived in beautiful places, having a place to call your own, its so different! we love it so much!

Had a housewarming/birthday party, which was so rad. I got so many presents which were awesome, which is bizarro as I am always of the thought that my 21st has past so why would I get anything? But being showered in coutour is always nice, any time of the year!

Jackson is growing up so fast. I treasure every moment I have with him because I know in a few years, hes going to have better things to do than hang out with his mum. No matter how many times I have to watch him air guitar to Master of Puppets, it still makes me laugh.
Hes in 3 year old kinder now and he makes me a present everytime hes there. He made me a noodle necklace for my birthday..so cute!
They have dance classes at kinder. The other day there was a letter from his teacher in our pigeon hole. It said 'your son has an amazing talent and excellect rhythm have you considered taking this further?' DUR! He grew up listening to metal and 80s music, of course hes going to be amazing!

Kristians band, well I should call it his because there are 3 other members are doing really well. I keep having these dreams, which freak me out. Im so proud of them all as they have all worked really hard, write their own songs and they can all actually play! Jez cant sing that good but its ok because he thinks hes justin timberlake.

Life is awesome at the moment. I dont know why but I feel like nothing can bring me down from where I am. Great friends, great family and a beautiful home.

What more could I want? Oh thats right...a pair of Christian Loubuotins

Stay classy

Tom Peters

1. Will you be looking for a new job?
Nah its mad dog being your own boss

2. Will you be looking for a new relationship?
Yes, I need to change my cocktail of choice

3. New house?
Yes..just brought one

4. What will you do different in 08?
Attempt to grow up a lil bit, more time with close friends

5.New Years Resolution?
As above

6. What will you not be doing in 08?
Living in Compton

7. Any trips planned?
Yes one in May want to go o/s for Christmas

8. Wedding plans?
Not this year..

9. Major thing on your calendar?
Moving house in 5 weeks, HELL MY BIRTHDAY! Soundwave oh and ill get introuble if i dont say the dora mah ep launch

10. What can’t you wait for?
To move

11. What would you like to see happen different?
My bank account balance to go up up up

12. What about yourself will you be changing?
Probably the size of my stomach??

13. What happened in ‘07 that you didn’t think would ever happen?
Have my own business/buy a house

14. Will you be nicer to the people you care about?
I think I always am, and if im not hit me!

15. Will you dress differently in 08 than you did in 07?
Nah i dont think so.

16. Will you start or quit drinking?
Probably a few times but not by choice

17. Will you better your relationship with your family?
Fuck them.

Jokes.

18. Will you do charity work?
I think hanging out with Jez is enough.

19. Will you be nice to people you dont know?
I always am.

20. Do you expect 08 to be a good year for you?
The first 2 weeks have been amazing

21. How much did you change from this time last year til now?
Yeh I have. Stand up for myself more.

22. Do you plan on having a child?
Silence

23. Will you still be friends with the same people you are friends with now?
Indeed. Love em

24. Major lifestyle changes?
Rockstar husband

25. Will you be moving?
YES IVE SAID THAT LIKE 24 TIMES

26. What will you make sure doesn’t happen in 08 that happened in 07?
BROWN ALLEY! 'ere' ere Kristian

27. What are your New Years Eve plans?
Well I was at the Ponderosa and I still have buises from it

28. Will you have someone to kiss at midnight?
Who didnt i kiss?

29. Did anyone close to you die?
No.

30. What countries did you visit?
Frankston & Werribee. They are practically at either ends of the Earth. Oh Tullamarine was far. Same as ducko

31. What dates from 2007 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
Sydney when I won 1400 bucks at the casino and spent it on jeans in an hour, amazing! The snow, Jackson(anything jackson) Old slags trying to fight my mum at the Peninsula lounge, too many! Anything with Ebonie, Brie all those people

32. What was the best thing you bought?
Shit I dunno.

33. Whose behavior merited celebration?
jackson.

34. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
Jeremy, you are NOT Justin Timberlake

35. Where did most of your money go?
Alcohol, platters??? MOHITOS?

36. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
My Dora Mah family, hanging out with the Dora Mah wives club & ebonie & melly and planning our show for VH1

37. What song will always remind you of 2007?
Chained to the Wheel- The Black Sorrows

38. What was your favorite TV program?
Mighty Boosh, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

39. What was your greatest musical discovery?
The organ

40. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
Stayed at the Sofitel, drank too much 27

41. What concerts did you go to?
god i dont know

42. Who was the best new person you met?
Veronica

43. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2007?
Country Road? and then some more country road?

44. What kept you sane?
Kristian, Jackson, Ebonie, Brie and my Mum

45. Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.
I got 2 2 2 push pineapple shake the tree


fin.

So considering I havent written on here since 1975 thought I would do an update for all of you who arent fortunate enough to be in my presence.

Kristian and I brought a house. Yes indeedy kids...home owners.

So excited! Its in Frankston South on Olivers Hill and i f'n love it!

Jackson is amazing, he is a little kristian with my personality and never fails to amuse anyone that crosses his path.

Mum got married to Tim which was a lovely evening, so proud of her, shes growing up so fast ...sniff.

I own my own business and it is going really well!

Kristian and I are on Celebrity shakes. Hes lost so much weight and well..ive lost some too but hes shedding it like a wog with last seasons versace.

Other than that..i dont know...hmmm

Ebonie and I are human robots?

Happy birthday Ebonie Vidakovic

I have ulcers on my tonsils.
do you know how much they hurt?
no seriously, do you?
do you know how much I nearly kicked the doctor in the head for telling me to gargle salt water and they should go away in a week or so..
a week? i cant swallow(poor kristian) cant talk (lucky kristian) cant drink cant eat cant cant cant

in other news they better be gone for the EXXXXXXTREEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE birthday BOOOOOOOOOOOZZANZA this weekend.

Cant believe Jackos nearly 3 and I cant believe Lonners is 21.

I cant believe he said salt water

Ive decided tonight that although you work for you parents shit is probably so much harder for you than if you didnt.
For example im being bullied by some big ass lesbian chick(yes me being bullied hilarious i know)
then said chick accusing me of stealing from the business..good work fuck tard

The worst thing about the last comment is that i find out off my mum when shes wasted. theres no usual repal as such as when you work at a regular company. why couldnt they just ell me this when they were told it? at least then i would have a chance to cover my skin.

I fucking hate working for my parents and the fucking hick bogan cunt jobs that they have working for them that think theyre important.

i hope they contract a severe case of genetal herpes and it clogs their main ateries.

DIE BITCH DIE

Since everyone else whinges on Livejournal its my turn...

THINGS THAT HAVE PISSED ME OFF IN 4 DAYS

*Jackson drinking a bottle of Dimmtapp and being in a hospital for way too long
*Mum and Tim being in Paris for a conference and not taking me...why cant i go? oh yeh..i dont slice open people
*Poppy taking the Ghetto Lexus when she knew I wanted it for the weekend to prove my werd up Ghettoness
*Buying a loves it teo from supre to wear to make Ebonie laugh tomorrow night, only to find out that shes not coming
*Being allergic to Krispy Kremes
*That my Nan is looking after my mums house and she watches you eat
*That Jack calls me a faggot
*That my beautiful mac is broken because of some fucking shit cunt bands album..oh i mean yeh
*That its 24 hours until I get to sing and breakdance again
and finally
*That grand tourismo makes me sick on playstation 3
That I am venting on livejournal...LAME

THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY

I made 2 dudes do it on Sims 2, ive totally created the biggest male whore in history! Hes slept with everyone in Veronaville...How could people resist him with a name like Spunk Rat!

zoran off bb is the sikest wog in the world

he will be mine once i get my batman skills into play

anyone got a cave a i can borrow?

So last friday night was crazy..

All I really remember in no particular order was being drunk with 2 glasses of wine
Kristian looking like a racoon
Getting my first lapdance
Vomiting out the front of goldfingers
Making friends with anyone who would talk to me at brown alley
Lucky dip
Lucky dip and some more lucky dip

I think i only recovered today

Good times kinda like a soup soup a tasty soup good times crazy times

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY HUSBAND LORD VIDAK

ALL SHALTH BOW"TH DOWN TO YE

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Cheers!

So what a week

left the west and are now back in my home neighbourhood the south east respeckatah

last wednesday was dora mah thought they were pretty good probably cos like its my husband and his sick cunt friends

got some semi bad news last week thought that it was going to go all bad but looks like were just keeping an eye on it at the moment which has made me sleep a lil easier

my heart got broken about 40thousand times on saturday

if i ever see her again it will be too soon

ciao bumbinos

So its Emma and Tims wedding this weekend.

Both Kristian and I are in it

Neither of us have been included in anything to do with the wedding

I pretty much have heard nothing about it for months

For months I have been calling/messaging Emma to find out how much it was going to cost us so I could save up for it

Dont know if it was because with my bridesmaids that I checked the cost of EVERYTHING with them and tried to make it as cheap as I possibly could that I am FAIRLY pissed off

I get a phone call this afternoon from Emma

NO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIND YOU FROM SOMEONE WHO IS SUPPOSE TO BE ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS

For me to be in the wedding $480

For Kristian to be in the wedding $280

Yeh just found out about 30 minutes ago

Pretty stoked cos you know hell I just have that money lying around

So as I am moving house on Friday I have to be in Mentone at 3.30 for a spray tan which apparently I cant get anywhere else, you know after picking up the keys for the new house at 2pm

I am so angry

Its beyong belife

I wish I wasnt even in the fucking wedding I dont feel like I should be

I dont know why Kristian is, he wasnt even invited to the bucks night

STOKED

End rant

Oh what a night
Late February back 2007
What a very special time for me
As I remember what a night

Hands down best birthday I ever had in my life

Mad props to

Kristian-my main man aint no flavor flav but dang that guy has one hell of a scooter boot

Ebonie-my most treasured of ladies...treasured because she will do shots with me and choke on them and go back for more..its a rare find this one..quite like tequila shots with orange and cinnomon

Jez-what a sick cunt seriously without him and Ivan I am sure I wouldnt have had so much fun

Ash & Melly- Ash is the best footballer at click click he can shepard even the most lost of sheep and Melly as much as I hate you not drinking seeing you laugh your ass off at all of us makes our african hopping so much more fun

The chick who gave me a massage at Traders Bar- nice fingers do they come in a sixer?

Lonners- I know your gay but do you have to wear lobsters on your tshirt? 'its pink!' 'ITS SALLLLLLLLLMOOOON'

Wez & Chelly- Mad props..seriously..thanks for all the fish

Dave & Haylee- Thankyou for my eyebrows theyre awesome..so are your cans

Everyone I work with- Thankyou for my birthday cake made out of tequila slammers..you know how to make a coeliac very very happy!

Best night ever. And ever. And ever.

See you all at Revolver where I shall continue to pretend that its my birthday cos hell it should last for at least 364 days!

Long time kicks

Lonners

im 26 on saturday what the devil?

ive accomplished more in 26 years than half the people destined to grace the world with their presence...aggorgant..maybe...truthful yes

Fuck i love my husband and my son and really that means a great deal than half your lives ever will

Sure arrogant yes..truthful yes but half of you will never know..so....

FUCK YA

love mexxx

Just for anyone who knows them Emma and Tim are expecting a lil bub this year!

That is all!

if you go to a private surgeon to skip the public waiting list its going to cost you old bitch

if youre riding your bike down beach road and cop a hit and run ensure that plastic surgeons have moved next door so your face wont be put back together with glue by a public hospital

if youre pauly shore realise that being in encino man probably wont get you laid for the rest of your life

if youre celebrating your hens night on my birthday you have to have a fair idea that im not coming

if youre really fat then loose a lot of weight unless youve got skin made out of elastic realise that its going to cost you a fair bit to look good in some bikinis

if youre toilet training your son and you have a puppy make sure when youre son does a dump not in a toilet that your dog isnt around to eat it

if youve got a mobile phone at a party be wary of preying mantis' they have sticky paws

if youre a dead set douch bag and wonder why no-one likes you its probably because youre a dead set douch bag

ta ta

i want to be a sik cunt too!

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every section of the movie, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Opening Credits:
Killing Time - (hed) pe

Waking Up:
roquefort secret - karnivool

First Day at School:
Change - Deftones

Falling in Love:
Black Lung - Butterfly Effect

Fight Song:
Aqualung - Jethro Tull

Breaking Up:
Deep Inside - Incubus

Prom:
Diamonds - Kanye West

Life’s Okay:
Candy Shop - 50 cent

Mental Breakdown:
Behind these Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson

Driving:
Echelon - 30 SECONDS TO MOTHER FUCKING MARS

Flashback:
Insomnia - Faithless bahahahahahaha

Getting Back Together:
Enter Sandman - Metallica

Wedding:
All I Need - Air-hey this was played when we were getting married hahah

Birth of a Child:
Plug In Baby - Muse hahahaha

Final Battle:
Man Eater - Hall and Oats FUCKIN AYE

Funeral Song:
Playing to Win - Mr Natural

End Credits:
My My My - Armand Van Halen

In preparation for the Goo reunion I am scrubbing up on some downstairs dancefloor music.
Everyday I shall listen to another band.
TODAY: Korn...jacko loves it. Dont think the neighbours do!

Its amazing how quick you can clean a house to follow the leader.

2 weeks till christmas...2 weeks till smashedmas

oh we got a puppy..his name is max...hes awesome.com.au